Description: Are you tired of the same old sanctimonious signs dotting the neighborhood lawns? Ready to make a statement that's both bold and brimming with irony? Then plant our "In This House We Believe..." Parody Yard Sign right where everyone can see it! **Product Features:** - **Size:** A noticeable 18x24 inches of pure conversational starter material. - **Design:** Crisp, clear text that reads: - IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA SAYS BECAUSE THEY TOTALLY NEVER LIED ABOUT COVID-19, RUSSIAN COLLUSION, 2020 ELECTION, HUNTER BIDEN LAPTOP, GULF OF TONKIN INCIDENT, IRAQ WMDs, 9/11 OPERATION MOCKINGBIRD IS NOTHING - **Material:** Made from high-quality, weather-resistant fluted polypropylene. Because your skepticism should withstand the elements just like your convictions. - **Humor:** Serve a slice of satire with a side of serious reflection. Perfect for those who love to question everything with a chuckle. - **Visibility:** Printed in bold, easy-to-read fonts. Your neighbors won't just pass by; they'll pause, ponder, and probably take a picture. - **Message:** A playful nudge at the credulity of those who take media narratives at face value, this sign doesn't just state your position; it questions the establishment with a grin. **Why Buy This Sign?** - **Conversation Starter:** Whether it's laughter or debate, this sign is guaranteed to spark discussion. - **Political Commentary:** Show where you stand in the media landscape with wit, not anger. - **Gift Idea:** The perfect gift for the conspiracy theorist, the media critic, or anyone who appreciates dark humor in your life. - **Statement Piece:** Why blend in when you can stand out? Let your yard be the one that makes people think, laugh, or maybe even do a double-take. **Installation:** Comes with a sturdy metal H-stake for easy ground insertion. No complex setup; just stick it in the ground and watch the world react. **Disclaimer:** While this sign promotes skepticism, we advise keeping an open mind... but not so open that your brain falls out. Remember, humor is one of the best ways to cope with the complexities of modern information warfare! **Get ready to proudly display your critical thinking and sense of humor with our "In This House We Believe..." Parody Yard Sign. Because in this house, we question the narrative!** Fluted polypropylene Thickness: 0.16 (4mm) Size: 18 24 (45.7 60.9 cm) Matte finish Aluminum h-stake stand with ribbed side wires Blank product sourced from the USA Important: This product is shipped only to the US and US territories where Mainstream American Propaganda is thickest. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! ***IMPORTANT NOTE: This product is print on demand & will ship as soon as we receive it. Estimated ship and arrival times will be clearly communicated*** LESS IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE: We have no idea why shipping is acting like they're delivering the actual Ark of the Covenant in their pricing but we'll work as best we can to find a solution for you.
Price: 29.99 USD
Location: Austin, Texas
End Time: 2024-12-03T17:42:32.000Z
Shipping Cost: N/A USD
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All returns accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted
Brand: Gaytards R Us
Type: Sign
Shape: House
Color: Black
Style: American
Theme: Clowns & Circus, Cities & Destinations, Colorful, Fantasy, Film & TV, Flags & Political, Fun & Curiosity, Happiness, Humor, Inspirational, Landscape, Military, Patriotic, Peace, Texas, Universities & Colleges, Wellness, Whimsical, America
Material: polypropylene
Features: Decorative, Ready To Hang, Stain-Resistant, Waterproof
Subject: American Flag
